Making Kitties Mad

Heloo, and welcome to a special edition of the Daily Noodle, where I will be reporting live from Priya's House!!!!

*cue screaming fangirls*

Unfortunately, I cannot upload any pictures today bacause I can't download stuff from paint on this computer. Oh well, you guys are fine with it, right? Good. Well, today will be a "How To" type of thing. We are going to learn how to make a kitty mad! It's quite easy really, because there are so many different ways of doing it! But there's one specific way to make sure you piss of that kitty without getting hurt! So, let's begin, shall we?

The things you will need are:

some string
a cat toy (preferably a mouse stuffed with rice)
a couch with a stay-in cat hiding unerneath it
a kick-butt, persevering attitude, like the one you'd use to anger a baby; or a possessed maniac of a two year old.


Step 1: Approach your couch of choice with said cat underneath.


Step 2:  Assemble the string and toy by tying the tail of excess area of toy to string.
Remember: The knot must be strong and tight, like a Boy Scout knot or something.

Step 3: Engage the cat in some scratching or show the toy to it, but DO NOT REVEAL STRING.

Step 4: Pretend to walk away, and carefully sit upon the couch so as not to disturb your content cat.

Step 5:  Lower your mouse toy by the end of the string on to the ground and jiggle it up and down until the feline grabs onto it in frustration and annoyance. 


Step 6: This is your last step: Repeat step 5 until the cat chases the toy out of its hidy hole. When this happens, attack the cat with the toy and smoosh it into its face. If this works, you will officially have angered a cat without getting hurt.






...Unless it jumps up on the couch and slits your neck...