Today will be short 'cause I'm baking cookies and my sister is yanking my hair out.
If you haven't already guessed today's topic, it's Saltine crackers. Yep, that's right-- 'nother food item. Today's post will take place in my Mom's Red Toyota. As already perceived, my sister Natalie is craaaazy. So it's no surprise she'd get balistic over a pack of cheap crackers. We were riding to school in the car, and my mom had Classical Music playing. Usually we have something like Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daly crankin', but today my mom went for a cultural attempt.
Oddly enough, it was one of those days when the Classical Music Channel was playing that hilarious opera, where we all hear random Italien people belting out gibberish to a tune that could've been a symphony by itself. And the only thing that could make it better was Nat going crazy between phrases.
Sometimes, my sister wakes up way to late too get dressed and eat breakfast, and today was one of those days. My mom packs stuff like OJ and bread for her to eat on the way, but, because life ain't perffect, today it was Saltines. And Ntalie LOVES Saltines.
Kayso, in the car she caught sight of those little packages of crackers and commenced raving over them. This is how the situation played out:
Nat: I wanna have some crackers!
Mom: Not yet, baby.
Nat: I wanna have... CRAACKERS!
Mom: NO, sweetie.
Nat: I SAID.............................. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Mom: NO!!!!!
During this time the opera continued playing, and the outcome was like listening to some crappy soap opera.
Nat: Crackers!
Opera: HAHA!!!
Nat: CRACKERS!
Opera: HAAAHAAA!
Nat: CRACKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Opera Simultaneously: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
And that's when we arrived at school.
It's a fun opera.
ReplyDeletehaha, nat can really yell!! maybe she should try singing like me! (i belt out alot of notes very loudly)
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