Well, have you? Because it's nearly impossible. Wanna know why?
1. You have to drive a long way.
2. You gotta be really good to be get there.
3. It's very stressful with a two-year old maniac kicking your seat constantly for fourty-five minutes.
But we made it. And in my case, my own little slice of heaven is...
Quiksilver and Seein' Spots Minature Ponies and Donkeys Farm.
Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwww.... Yes, animal fans. I went to first a minature pony farm and pet what very well could be the teeniest, tiniest foal in the entire world. Wanna see?
Caution: People with big eyeballs should refrain from witnessing the cuteness that follows. Absorbing too much material may cause serious adorable seizures.
Mini pony mini foal!
Apache the medicine marked horse =)
Pooping horse?
And then there was the mini donkey farm, where I pet an actual turkey, heard and actual turkey, touched a pig, and picked apricots.
Yes, it is: a one-month old mini donkey who turned a month TODAY: her name is Sugarpea!!!!!!!!!!
Is his name Wilbur? Nope, sorry. Her name is Ms. Piggy. Seriously, I'm not kidding.
Answer: I don't know about you but... I HAVE!!!!!!!
Very cute, but they should change the name to Quiksilver and Seein' Spots Minature Ponies and Donkeys and Humongous Pot Bellied Pig Farm. That thing is big! Enough chazer there to feed a small army of treif-eaters or to fill up a small room at Mike Fuss's house. Also, did Sugarpea make a sugar pee? When I was at Camp Kinneret in 1973 or so, my horse "Amigo" wouldn't move, and the lady told me it was because he was "goin' to the bathroom!"
ReplyDeleteOne time we went horseback riding in Corona, but the dang horses wouldn't move. The cowboy told us, "Ya gotta kiss 'em, ya gotta kick 'em!"
ReplyDeleteim having an adorable seizure!! so cute, cant take the cuteness!!!! :)
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